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OMG I am seriously IN LOVE with Rose Byrne right now. Don't get me wrong, I've always loved Rose but tonight, on the red carpet (RC) she is absolute heaven.

Statuesque and liquid shiny in a hot, black sequinned gown with the most exquisite shoulder strap and under arm cut out you've ever seen. Its so simple but just so amazing to look at. And then there's the hair. I mean the woman's a genius. If there is one woman that Brad would up and leave Ange for? It's Rose. Hands down.

Ok, now moving on from Rose there were some other star performers tonight. My second place getters include Gwyneth in tight, white, immaculately fitted and cut Tom Ford. I now see how she drags herself out of bed to hammer it with Tracy Anderson every day. It's to be able to get up in front of a gazillion people wearing tight white jersey at 39. Worth every drop of sweat Gwynnie.

And in joint second place I'm going with someone I never give best dressed honours to (ok apart from that time she wore those amazing emerald drop earrings). Its not because she doesn't wear magnificent red carpet worthy gowns but because lately she's been looking a little pale, plastic and generally flat. Like she has nothing to be smiling about. But tonight she was different. She was a real movie star again. In classic black with the best red lips of the night Angelina smashed back into town. Just one thing though... Ange, you seriously need to tuck into some Oporto burgers. Don't hold the mayo.

And lets just have another look at her. She really does look pretty bloody incredible doesn't she?

Who else looked fab. Well what about the delightful and so youthfully elegant Emma Stone? Great eye makeup, great hair and great smile. And then there's the joie de vivre that she so carelessly throws about the place. Refreshing and fun. I mean if you were walking the red carpet, wouldn't you be just stoked? Beside yourself with glee? Yep you would! And this is one of the few people who unleashes that brand of natural joy out there tonight. Good job Em.

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton. A mille fuille of tangerine silk matched so elegantly with absolutely no earrings, a simple yet gutsy vintage diamond necklace and a bubblegum pink clutch. Killer.

Other magnificent women on the RC included Nina Garcia in another exquisitely crafted delicacy of folds (whose photo I am struggling to find), Kristen Wiig in a nude corseted gown with layered organza and the loveable Giuliana Rancic. Knockout from the front and the back. No easy task.

And here's a few more ladies who really sparkled for me tonight.

Colin's wife looked really beautiful I thought.

Navy. I always love navy.

OK so I'm over the fringe but I love this dress.

I know it's controversial but somehow I like it. The hair, the lips and the gown. Oscars need a little shake up each year and it was Miss Kelly who did it this year.

Best Use of Colour?

This award has to go to Glen Close who stole the colour show with a really incredible sage satin gown. And great hair huh?

Rather than say Worst Dressed, I'm going to call this the Needs Improvement.
Offender No. 1: Stacey Keibler. Now a regular on the RC, Stacey has no excuse for yet another tragic choice. She has wrestled her way to an incredible body, she has the best handbag in town and as I always lament about poorly outfitted RCers, access to the best designers, accessories, jewels and makeup in Hollywood. Come on Stace. It's time to lift your game.